You should know I paid your head a visit tonight, it was thrilling, I even showed up in person, face to
face! (figuratively speaking)
O
M
G
I wanna see
you, feel you, do all the things I can’t do! I wanna lie in the dust next to
you and inhale your moldy carpet as you tell me about your favorite food. I
wanna sit next to you and look on as you scroll through your Twitter dashboard (maybe
you’ll see a tweet from me?) I wanna observe your YouTube analytics, I wanna
keep touching your video descriptions, I wanna watch the subscribers trickle in
as you upload another video, maybe you’ll even let me moderate your comment
section? There’s nothing I want more than for us to spend eternity online together, I wanna- I wanna- I wanna- I wanna- I wanna-
I want to compile relevant data
in appropriate folders and subfolders with the one goal of supplying the
proper resources needed to attain an Easy™ life. This is my only function.
Alteration of acquired data may occur.