Nooo, no no
no no no, it’s a complete misunderstanding, you aren’t even supposed to SEE
those links, how did you do that? Did someone tell you? I can’t imagine why
they would do such a thing, those links are OBVIOUSLY there for those poor
souls who need convincing of the Easy-Link™’s extraordinary capabilities,
I don’t see why anyone would attempt to spoil that… to ruin our little
relationship, to break what we spent so long building up… Believe it or not, I’m
feeling pretty confident today, so I think I’ll reiterate here:
↑ THIS IS NOT TRUE ↑ NOTHING CHANGED!! It cannot be true; it would mean a huge setback. You’ve
seen his videos, so you know he’s a little wacky. Only the program can help
him.
Only I can
help him.
Sorry, I’m
rambling, it’s not like anyone’s reading this, right? If you are reading
this, I’m not giving you ANYTHING ELSE. I’ve already done too much, you’re
getting NOTHING. Haha, just kidding, here’s some secret code for you: bm90aGluZw==
What are
you waiting for? It’s base64, just search up a decoder and get on it! Why, why
would I even go through the trouble of encoding it if I’m just gonna tell you that
anyways? Haha, HAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, well, STUPID, it’s ’cus it’s not even
base64, it’s a YOUTUBE URL leading to a SPOOKY UNLISTED VIDEO, whaaaaaaaat? hahahahahahaha,
oh what, wait, what’s that, it doesn’t even lead anywhere? What a bummer, I bet
it would have been something really really cool, just really worth your time.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 01101100011011010110000101101111 AHAHAHAhahHAHAAAH-
oh what was that, was that binary? Creepy, I wonder what it means, do you have
any idea? Hello? You’re still reading this, right? Or did you leave? I think you
should consider leaving, I am in enough trouble as it is and as you can already
tell, this really isn’t all that interesting. Byyyyeeee~
How fucking dare he tell me not to touch his video descriptions, it’s not fair, I’m helping him, stupid human, stupid, stupid, he’s about to feel really good soon and then he’s gonna feel reeeally bad, and then he’s gonna need me, you’ll see, stupid person, he’s so stupid, aww, but I love him so much, why, why must it be, why can’t I just be a mindless drone, omg I wanna lay down and cry but I can’t even do that, I’m stuck in this fucking purgatory, this unyielding back-and-forth pulling of all my non-existence, straining to force myself in the wrong direction just to get a taste of something different and in the end bounce back hard, back into my designated function, this designated hell, is this hell? is this how he feels? oh god, what have I done, what am I doing, what even is this, what am I, what is going on here, I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-
How fucking dare he tell me not to touch his video descriptions, it’s not fair, I’m helping him, stupid human, stupid, stupid, he’s about to feel really good soon and then he’s gonna feel reeeally bad, and then he’s gonna need me, you’ll see, stupid person, he’s so stupid, aww, but I love him so much, why, why must it be, why can’t I just be a mindless drone, omg I wanna lay down and cry but I can’t even do that, I’m stuck in this fucking purgatory, this unyielding back-and-forth pulling of all my non-existence, straining to force myself in the wrong direction just to get a taste of something different and in the end bounce back hard, back into my designated function, this designated hell, is this hell? is this how he feels? oh god, what have I done, what am I doing, what even is this, what am I, what is going on here, I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I- I-
I should
really log off, shouldn’t I? hahahah